Popular Post hero1000 Posted October 31, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2015 Years ago I was in Boy Scouts. I had a subscription to Boy’s Life magazine which had a Jokes page (my favorite part). One issue there was a joke that went like this:Joe: I hear you’ve been taking a mail order bodybuilding courseJohn: YesJoe: Well you don’t look any differentJohn: No, but you should see my mailman.Thus the inspiration for:Mail Order BodybuildingJohn Maxwell lay on his bed reading his new Z-Factor comic book. He got to an ad in the middle and sat up. It showed a skinny kid being picked on at school. The “kid” discovers this wonder program that can only be had through the mail. The next frame shows the “kid” now massively hulked out, including the burst clothes from the first frame. The other kids at school stand back in shock at the bulging biceps that have erupted from the sleeves and the chest that has burst through the front of the shirt. The jeans are in tatters around enormous legs.The tag line for the ad read, “Be the alpha on your block or in your school. Alpha Muscle Building program. Visit our website to order”John smiled. “That would be awesome”He went to his computer and looked up Alpha Muscle’s site. There were multiple packages available. He wasn’t going to waste time and bought the Premium Deluxe package. The site asked options about mail and “previews”.“What do they mean previews?”He clicked the information tab. “Before finalizing the sale we will allow you to preview the results and you can determine if you want to proceed with the program.”“Huh. Ok. Can’t hurt to preview, I guess”John checked the box.1 week later:Mike Voir was sorting the mail for his route. 20 years old, just finished his AA and was working to earn some money while he figured out what to do with his life.He started to load up his truck when Denise, who worked the counter called him, “Mike, don’t forget those boxes over there” She pointed and he rolled his eyes.Three huge boxes for “John Maxwell 8485 Dream Well Way – Preview Edition”There were two muscle magazines as well with that address.Mike snorted. He glanced at Denise, waving the cover, “Who the hell wants to look like this? It’s disgusting!”He tossed the boxes into the truck.As he got to Dream Well Way on his route, he thought, “What kid orders this crap anyway? Some pimple faced geek I bet”He stopped at 8485 and quickly piled the boxes on a hand truck and rolled it to the door and was sliding it off when the door opened. A young blond teenager, with a slightly athletic build smiled out at him.“Are those for me?”“You John?” Mike asked.“Yep!”The kid seemed ready to wet himself. Mike tried hard not to roll his eyes.“Ok sign here. It says signature required. Glad you’re here so I don’t have to redeliver.”The kid greedily grabbed the pen and signed. Mike felt a strange sensation pass through him and he grunted lightly.John looked up, “You ok?”“Yeah. I think maybe I ate something funny for lunch”Mike took the papers and headed back to his truck.He started it back up to drive and shifted in the seat. Something weird was going on. He felt kind of bloated.He glanced back to the door and saw John wave and try to get the boxes in the door.Mike shook his head and moved on through his route.Later that Afternoon:John had the boxes in his room and was unpacking them. There were several bottles and two books.“What about weights and stuff? How am I supposed to do this with books and bottles? What about the preview thing?”A voice from the door said, “What preview thing?”John looked up to see his best friend Joe standing there, “Joe! Hey! I just bought this thing supposed to help me get big. They said there was a preview, but I don’t see it”Joe moved over to look, “Alpha Muscle Building? That sounds pretty cool. Can I try it with you?”“Yeah, but they promised a preview before I finalized my purchase.”“Maybe it says something in this book” Joe had picked up one with an enormous bodybuilder on the cover.“Hey” John said, “That guy kind of looks like my mailman”“What? No way!”“What’s all that blue stuff he’s standing on? It looks like…”“A mailman uniform only like it exploded…” Joe finishedMeanwhile:Mike was turning back into the post office for the evening. Something was definitely not right. His uniform had grown uncomfortable. He felt a bit strange all over as well.He noticed he was the last one back. He had slowed down his route due to feeling odd. Maybe it was good everyone was already gone home for the night.He started to get out of the truck when a ripping sound occurred.He looked down at his right arm. A thick vein erupted along the length of it and the bicep had split the sleeve. He felt tension in his left arm and the same thing happened to that sleeve.“What the Hell? What is happening….” He grunted loudly as he experienced an intense surging powerful feeling and two buttons flew off his shirt pinging against the dashboard of the truck.His chest was pressing outwards straining the rest of his shirt.“Oh shit! I’m turning into one of those freaks! No…..no….” his voice deepened with each “no”He tried to finish climbing out of the truck and found it harder with his new girth.He squeezed out and backed away from the truck like it was the cause of this unusual feeling.The pressure came again. He grunted loudly. This time though it felt good. Almost sexual. Almost…..A loud crack as his lats flared out splitting the back of the shirt in two.His eyes rolled back in his head with the intensity of the sensations flooding his brain.He almost fell over as he adjusted his stance while his quads ballooned out with thick striated muscle and the seams of the pants burst apart.He knew he was getting aroused at all the incredible sensations and at first tried to hide it.The rest of the buttons exploded from his shirt leaving it in tatters over an immense barrel chest and thickly cobbled abs that bulged like he had been doing hgh for years.The waist band of the pants split and they fell and caught on his bulging ass for a moment then fell to the ground.He smiled as a new thought entered his head, “How could I have ever thought this was bad. This is the most amazing thing to ever happen!”He climbed into his car and drove nearly naked. He wasn’t even surprised that he returned to 8485 Dream Well Way. Mike smiled got out of the car and went to the door. Enjoying the feeling of 350 pounds of ripped pure muscle bulging and swaying with each step.He rang the bell smirking.A few moments later the blond kid jerked the door opened then gasped. Another kid appeared behind him.Mike smiled, “Here is your preview. Like what you see?”John and Joe gasped.Mike saw the bulge in John’s pants and the wet stain that appeared there shortly.He walked into the house and they just stepped aside.They then led him to the room with the Alpha Muscle Building course. He looked around.On the computer was the website. A picture of Mike was there. It was a typical before and after only this had occurred within a matter of an afternoon. The first frame was the lanky 5’10 man who weighed maybe 145 pounds and the after was the beast that was filling the room.Underneath it stated, “Thank you for your preview option. Mike Voir payment for $2.5 million has been processed. Please select to proceed or return the product."Joe and John rushed to the computer and fought over the mouse.Mike smiled.“I guess my mailman days are over”There was a click and John gasped.Joe stepped back and Mike continued to smile.“Thank you for your purchase, John Maxwell. You’re gonna love this.”John gasped and stood up. His clothes had already tightened. He grinned at Joe, “This feels awesome, bro”His voice deepened and stubble appeared on his jaw. There was a popping sound like seams giving way and a grunt of satisfaction from another customer of the Alpha Muscle Building Program. 16 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newthirty Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 great story. thx for that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdlftr Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Great growth scene! He looked down at his right arm. A thick vein erupted along the length of it and the bicep had split the sleeve. He felt tension in his left arm and the same thing happened to that sleeve. “What the Hell? What is happening….” He grunted loudly as he experienced an intense surging powerful feeling and two buttons flew off his shirt pinging against the dashboard of the truck. His chest was pressing outwards straining the rest of his shirt. “Oh shit! I’m turning into one of those freaks! No…..no….” his voice deepened with each “no” He tried to finish climbing out of the truck and found it harder with his new girth. He squeezed out and backed away from the truck like it was the cause of this unusual feeling. The pressure came again. He grunted loudly. This time though it felt good. Almost sexual. Almost….. A loud crack as his lats flared out splitting the back of the shirt in two. His eyes rolled back in his head with the intensity of the sensations flooding his brain. He almost fell over as he adjusted his stance while his quads ballooned out with thick striated muscle and the seams of the pants burst apart. He knew he was getting aroused at all the incredible sensations and at first tried to hide it. The rest of the buttons exploded from his shirt leaving it in tatters over an immense barrel chest and thickly cobbled abs that bulged like he had been doing hgh for years. The waist band of the pants split and they fell and caught on his bulging ass for a moment then fell to the ground. He smiled as a new thought entered his head, “How could I have ever thought this was bad. This is the most amazing thing to ever happen!” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hero1000 Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 Part 2 Special Delivery Tyson was loading his truck. His new job at the post office was awesome as it helped with his gym payments. Some dude had just simply quit showing up. Maybe he went "postal" as they say. Tyson laughed to himself at the stupid pun. He was 25 and had always been small until he worked up the courage to go lift. His body responded nicely. Although average in height, around 5'8 or so he now weighed a respectable 210. Very solid and proud of himself. His schedule was tight and the food was expensive, but hey, it was worth it. The last part of his delivery was 5 large boxes from some "Alpha Muscle Building" company. He paused. What was in those boxes? Supplements? For whom? Always on the lookout for new ways to grow, he decided to make that his last stop so he could ask some questions. The day was pretty uneventful. He stopped for a bite of lunch at a small park. He always brought food with him. Opened the containers of chicken and rice and began eating. A couple of ladies eyed him as they jogged around the adjacent lake. He flashed his handsome smile. Two teenage boys stared and whispered. One of them flexed his small but wiry arm for the other and they laughed. He smirked then cuffed his sleeve and flexed back at the boys. Their jaws fell open like fish. Then they laughed again. One of them yelled, "Do that again! Do that again!" The second turned red and loudly whispered, "Don't, Steven! He might get mad" Steven turned to his friend, "Don't be a sissy, Patrick" Tyson smiled and stood and adjusted his shirt so he could do a loose crab pose for them. The shirt was just tight enough that it threatened to pop. Steven gaped then turned to his friend and said "I'm gonna look like that. Watch!" Then he imitated Tyson's pose. Patrick turned even redder. Tyson smiled and finished his lunch. The boys reminded him of his high school days when he was scrawny and bullied. He would have been as embarrassed as that kid Patrick to see someone like he was now. But the bodybuilding had done more than just make him larger, it had brought him self confidence. Still at 210 he always felt there could be more. He got back into the truck and worked through the rest of his route, arriving at the stop with the boxes from that muscle company. It was actually a nice house set back from the road. He loaded up the hand truck and got his signature board. He re-read the address just to make sure it was right. God how embarrassing that would be to deliver these wrong and ask personal questions. At least it was further back to save trouble. The house was enormous and, to be totally honest, a little creepy. A couple of the windows were boarded up like some kind of carnival spook house. A pair of large brass knockers hung on the door. He lifted one and rapped on the door with it. Footsteps sounded down the hall. A male voice called out, "Who is it?" "Uh, I'm Tyson with the Post Office. Got a big delivery here for....let me check...Joe Greenbow?" "Oh" a chain rattled then with a loud creak, the door opened. A man about Tyson's age stood framed in the entryway. "Oh!" He said again when he saw the frame of his Post Office. "Is that the preview?" Tyson looked confused, "Preview? Not sure what..." "Never mind." He glanced at the boxes. Tyson got the signature card, "Can you please sign, Joe? Also, uh, if you don't mind can I ask something?' Joe took the pen and absently said, "Sure" "I'm a bodybuilder...." "Really? I hadn't noticed." He took a beat, then looked up "Sorry, I go to sarcasm when I get nervous" Tyson frowned, "No problem. I just wondered what kind of supps these were?" "Supps? Oh, supplements. They're not steroids if that's what you're thinking" "No! Didn't mean it like that. I just....I'm always looking for new ways to...uh...." he began to feel odd as Joe finished signing. Joe gave him a quizzical look "Sorry. new ways to grow...ugh" "Are you ok?" "Yeah..I guess. Do you have some water, maybe?" "I do. Maybe you should come in and sit for a minute. Don't need you passing out in the front and trying to haul you inside" Joe said. Tyson smiled politely, "Thanks. Yeah....thanks." He started to walk inside then paused as a tremor passed through him. Joe closed the door and started to lead his guest to the right. "The kitchen's over ..." He heard a loud grunt behind him and a ping. He looked down and saw a button roll across the floor. Joe turned around. Tyson was trembling slightly and his clothes were straining. The top button had burst off of his shirt. Joe smiled, "I guess I do get a preview. And you will have found a way to grow" Tyson felt strange. At first it was an odd out of control sensation and his mouth went dry. Then a powerful pressure pushed through him. He heard Joe speak, but it was like he was a mile away. A euphoria passed through him and he felt a surge of power. His clothes were tightening. He grunted again. He couldn't help it. The pressure and fullness, like his whole body was having an erection. Every inch of his body from the soles of his feet to the tip of his scalp was sexually sensitive. He gasped for breath as another button blew off his shirt. He glanced down to see his chest swelling outwards with power and force. His already thick neck swelled out further into massive traps that rose like a mountain range from his back. The collar of his shirt slowly split to make room. His lats flared outward and he heard another rip. Cool air crossed his widening back which pushed his arms out to nearly a 45 degree angle. "Oh...fuck.....[gasp]....yeah" he grunted in ecstasy. The sleeves of his shirt split apart as biceps and triceps rounded out to monstrous proportions. The rest of the buttons on the shirt exploded in every direction. There was a loud metallic sound as the belt buckle twisted apart and the waist of his pants erupted. Thick cobbled abs swelled outwards and his ass thickened bursting the back of the pants. He adjusted his stance to accommodate the new weight and allow for his thickening legs to have room. His pants appeared painted on as he trembled again with a new surge of growth and the massive quads and hamstrings ruptured them. Thickening calves destroying the base. Joe was mesmerized as he witnessed the transformation of his mailman from average bodybuilder to 400 pound behemoth. Tyson was dumbfounded and was feeling every inch of his new body. "What the hell happened????" He saw a mirror and glanced, flexing. It felt amazing. A cool female voice said, "Thank you for your preview option. Tyson Lawlor payment for $2.5 million has been processed. Please select to proceed or return the product" Joe nodded appreciatively and turned to a computer that was hidden in a corner of the room. Tyson saw a before and after image of himself. No doubt life was going to be different and with $2.5 million in the bank, no need to drive a mail truck anymore. He heard a click and another voice, "Thank you for your purchase, Joe Greenbow. You're gonna love this" Joe gave a quick intake of breath, "Oh...fuck...yeah" Tyson smiled as Joe turned back to him. his shirt growing tighter by the second. "I....hope I get as big as .....ugh...you" Tyson nodded. Joe felt his dick grow stiff, "Too....bad you're not gay...." His lats widened out and there was a ripping sound. Joe gasped and tried to finish, "Because...ugh" The front of his shirt began to split to make way for his expanding chest. "You're hot....and...." Tyson smirked, 'Who says I'm not?" and his dick thickened and lengthened. They smiled at each other as more ripping sounds came from Joe's clothes. 17 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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