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Goggletann Reply:

Not cool bro.

Not cool at all.

Stop accusing others of being an asshole. 

Firstly lets take a look at your friend.

You can tell instantly what a fucking smoking hot stud he is. Those intense eyes, backwards cocky cap and those muscled chest round up his personality entirely. 

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Unlike you he is a totally loud arrogant show off who takes every opportunity to show the world his giant godly guns. And guess what loser, he deserves to show it off. He deserves to be the loud cocky asshole he is because he simply can.

Deal with it.

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I can see how obviously jealous you are as you see your once best friend live the life you yourself always wanted but never got the chance to live.

Drinking booze and partying the night away as you charm the girls with your handsome suave face and pearly white smile into opening their little slut pussies for you to fuck. And showing off your muscles and deep manly voice to dominate all the other males to sucking your giant dick off.

You can be jealous all you want but you gotta understand that he is an Alpha now. And he deserves that life. While you loser don’t.

Deal with it

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You claim what a show off your now studly friend is now. But can’t you tell that while you may see him with your own green jealous eyes, how many other thirsty cum starved boys and virgin girls wanna be fucked by him and eat his cum? Are you so selfish to deny their eyes to feast on your hunky friend’s glorious golden body?

He is simply playing his role in life as a champion bodybuilder to show off his tanned golden pecs in the sun and flex a double bicep pose. To give a charming white pearly smile and make the cum thirsty crowd go wild.

Deal with it.

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All you do is complain about him being popular and never hanging out with you anymore. Well guess what? He doesn’t need to hang out with you. 

Life has a hierarchical system. The cool muscled jocks hang out with their kind and the skinny losers hang out with their own.

Feeling angry?

Deal with it.

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I’m sure by now you should get it. He is an Alpha Bodybuilder Stud.

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He is Rude, Cocky and Uncaring towards you simply because he can.

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He shows off his God Gifted Hunky Body simply because he can.

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He goes around being a Horny Fuckboy, fucking every hole because he can. (Not to mention his giant meat hanging from between his muscular thighs) 

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Deal With It.


Now lets talk about you.

Do you honestly think that you can just get your way simply by complaining?

You short, skinny weak pathetic blonde loser afraid to even face me.

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Afraid you’ll expose your tiny baby dicklet? 

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You may sound like you took the short end of the stick compared to your friend but all you do is whine and complain. 

Of course you are who you are, while your hardworking hunky friend works his ass of at the gym daily all you do is sit in front of your computer spending time mocking other bodybuilders and successful fitness model friends. You deserve the small short skinny weak body you have.

You want all the glory and pride. You dream of a hunky body and a handsome model face. You desire to be a tall and strong adonis. You crave attention and hope to be a champion bodybuilder. But you do nothing to reach that goal.

You want to be the dreamy playboy all girls wanna be fucked by but ask yourself. Are you doing anything to work towards that goal?

I hate to tell you but at the end of the day you’re actually the Real Asshole.

 


Afterall your friend really is spending alot of time in the gym because he has no choice but to do so.

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Because as strange if it sounds he feels like he has hit a plateau. And no matter how many hours he puts in the gym, how hard he trains, how much protein he eats he just can’t seem to get any bigger or stronger than he was.

In fact it seems like everytime he hits the gym he feels weaker.

He constantly looks in the mirror everyday hoping he would end this long plateau period and get bigger again only to scratch his head on how he is actually getting slightly smaller each time.

Weird right?

But this is why he has been spending way more time in the gym instead of teaching you some gym tricks.

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But you know whats even weirder?

I don’t know how to describe it but im sure neither can you…

For absolutely no reason you start to feel small gains of strength.

You wake up everyday after a night of playing video games or trolling on the internet to find your biceps slightly bigger and your chest pumped even higher than it was the day before you went to bed.

In fact you don’t even notice these changes until you were forced to wear a gym singlet for gym class one day only to see how much your body has changed even with you doing nothing the past week.

Weird right? I know!

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Even with your friends extremely busy gym schedule you both somehow managed to see each other in the most unlikely of places. The gym locker room.

You had finally worked up the courage to put on the old yellow sleeveless tee your friend gave to you as a cleaning cloth and hit the gym. There was nothing to lose right? For some reason your body seemed to be getting a little growth spurt in terms of strenght and muscle mass plus your “Asshole” of a friend never seem to uphold his promise to take you to the gym with him.

And thats when you were mistaken. You realise that not only had you been growing bigger but taller as well! You were still smaller than your friend but for some reason, either you have been growing taller or he has been stunted shorter. Or maybe even both! He was towering over you previously but you both are the exact same height now!

Its so weird!!!!

You both take a photo together. 

But you can see an expression of uneasiness from his eyes. 

And for some reason you like it….

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However It wasn’t just your muscle mass, size, strength and height that was changing. You wake up every morning to a more pleasing version of your face. You were still puzzled by the changes but they were enough to ignite the confident side of you as you could see the cocky plague of arrogance creep into you every day. 

And that cocky plague was changing the way you dressed as well. First came the high backwards cap and subtle facial expressions that said “I’m better than you”

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Than came the tight shirts that accentuated your still growing veiny arms. And soon it didn’t even matter if your shirts were tight or not. Because your monster arms were begging to even tear the XL sized shirts.

Of course your look wouldn’t be complete without beats headphones around your neck to block all the noises from all those loser friends of yours when you needed to stop hearing them from complaining how much of a cocky rude jock you were becoming. I mean who cares about what they have to say when you can listen to songs about fucking pussies and fast cars.

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You started to shop for new clothes more and more as your body exploded. But even you didn’t expect to get so big so fast! I mean your’e not even working out. 

Previously all you did was laze around and played video games and complained about your life. Now you use that time to post sexy pictures of yourself. You spend all your time looking at yourself in the mirror and flexing for strangers who faint at the sight of your good looking boyish charms and manly muscular muscles.

You did not even hit the gym once previously. And when you started going to the gym now because of your new found confidence, you only do so to laugh at the other guys smaller and weaker than you. Better yet you gloat at the bodybuilders who used to be bigger but are smaller than you now.

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How the FUCK is this even possible? 

But do you question your growth?

No….

You simply gave up on buying new clothes and walked around topless. Only thing you had above your pants usually was just a pair of dark sunglasses on your handsome jock face for that extra loudness and cocky attitude. 

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All you do now is show off. And what a big jerk of a loud show off you are. Ever so “accidentally” lifting your shirt to expose your glorious golden abs and bouncing muscled up pecs.

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Taking every opportunity to let the world know the new you. From the gym to the pool as you lay your body by the water like a buffet allowing all the cum thirsty horny boys and girls to gaze upon your body.

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Do you still wonder why you were suddenly blessed with this sudden growth spurt without doing anything to actually deserve it?

Do you still feel puzzled by this strange occurrence?

Do you think I’m stupid?

 

You knew i was helping you.

You knew very well from the beginning that you were stealing your friend’s muscles, size. height, looks and confidence.

You knew very well from observance that every time he worked out hard those gains would go to you instead.

You knew very well that he was basically building the muscled body you have right now while you literally did nothing.

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You knew very well the consequences this muscle drain would permanently do to your “good” friend. 

While he religiously woke up early in the mornings to hit the gym and devoted hours to pumping his muscles and feel the burning sensation of his muscles tearing apart he never grew larger. And will never grow again.

While he ate well with large portions of healthy foods and lots of protein shakes he never grew any stronger. He just kept getting weaker which forced him to use weights that were lighter and lighter and soon he might never be able to enter the gym ever again.

While he enjoyed always looking like a cocky hunk and would always spend time choosing outfits to match his Handsome face and hot body. He realized he could not wear any more of his tight clothes and was not getting anymore fitness and fashion modeling contracts any longer. Desperate for cash to buy newer smaller clothes he had to resort to wearing hand me downs from you and switching his career from being the hot hunky fitness model to sucking cocks for a living. 

 

All his hard work, time and effort instead went to you.

 

You were using him this whole time…..

And you knew everything from the start....

Yet you did nothing to stop this…..

Shame on your ill gotten gains…

Shame on you…. 

 

You’re a liar

You’re a thief

You’re a jerk

And you willingly threw your “good” friend under the bus so that you could live the Alpha Jock life you wanted while he had to be the one to take your lowly position in life.

You selfish dick.

This is exactly why YOU are the ASSHOLE instead.

 

 


Uncaring 

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Selfish

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Obnoxious 

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Being a complete jerk to others while you revel in your new found hotness is what makes you the ultimate Asshole. 

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But you know what?

I think Assholes make the best damm Alphas

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Now…

Perhaps you can start telling your once Muscled ALPHA studly Friend….

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“Deal with it”

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