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Breath of the Wild

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Link stalked through the desert, his heavy muscles soaked in Lizalfos blood. He needed to wash up before heading back to town. Even the Gerudo - some of the most ferocious hunters in Hyrule - weren't accustomed to Link's brutality.

There it was in the distance. The Gerudo Mountains. He saw a waterfall, and below, a small lake. Link hurried towards it. Despite the hero's exhausted state, his powerful, bulging quads propelled him over sand with speed that would rival Hyrule’s fastest cavalry on grass. His bare feet pounded the blazing dunes, leaving his large footprints deep in the sand. The Hero of the Wild dived into the lake, his muscular body cutting through water like a knife through butter.

Rising from the lake, Link laughed, feeling refreshed. It was the same feeling he had the first time he dived in the freshwater rivers of the Zora Domain. He remembered the way the local warriors stared, mouths agape, as they witnessed Link’s grace and agility in the water. Even their best swimmers couldn’t hide their envy, enraged that this young Hylian teen (not even fully-grown!) so effortlessly surpassed their greatest efforts. The Zora champion, Mipha, was so enamored by the blond boy that she immediately proposed to him, gifting him the tribe’s sacred Zora Armor. The sex that night had been fantastic - Link had never fucked a Zora before, and her tight body could do things that no Hylian woman had never been able to give to his cock.

Since then, Link had fucked women from all over Hyrule. They each had their own perks. The seabound Zora and skyfairing Rito gave exotic sexual experiences that made Link's heroic cock erupt again and again and again. The Gerudo were exceptionally tall, beautiful, and strong; they were the only women whom Link could truly fuck without fear of crushing under his massive weight, or destroying with his monstrous cock. The Hylians and Shiekah were boring in bed, but their marriages were fun to ruin. Sometimes, Link would visit a stable and fuck the owner’s wife while he watched. The man couldn’t do anything against the hero’s conquest - sometimes, he would even jerk off to it, watching his petite wife get pounded by a stronger, younger, superior man. Link knew that after he was done with a woman, no man would ever be able to pleasure her, ever again. There wasn’t a lady in Hyrule who didn’t lust after the Champion of the Wild, and he suspected that a good chunk of men did as well. Link wondered how many offspring he must have produced by now - it was too many to count, but they were certainly scattered wide across the kingdom’s many races and regions.

The memories were starting to arouse the hero. He walked out from the lakeside, his garments soaking wet. No matter - they were growing too small for him anyway. Link slowly stretched, moaning softly as he felt the old fabric surrender under his phenomenal musculature. First were his sleeves, which blew apart when Link flexed his biceps. Link lazily stared at his left arm, admiring how the huge bicep head rolled under his smooth skin. He grinned, realizing that when he flexed his wrist, the bicep peaked almost high enough that he could tap it with his index finger. At the rate he was growing, it wouldn’t take more than a few more days before he got there. His triceps were even more impressive, hanging down like fat hams. They were shaped like half-moons, huge despite being fully extended, and together with his biceps they created a sphere like a small planet given birth inside his arms. Link’s time at the ranch had been incredibly productive - he knew the cows and horses hated it when he used them as weights, but the pump he got from those workouts was amazing.

Link rolled his shoulders - each deltoid larger than his own head - and then expanded his lats. The old shirt exploded off, freeing his immense torso from their suffocating embrace. Link yawned, then bounced his pecs. Damn, those puppies had really grown. The hero moved his right hand under his left pectoral, amazed as he felt the gigantic musclemass roll and swell beneath his fingers. Those chest flies were really paying off. Plus, it was a fun way of killing Moblins. Link would pick up two of them by the neck - each creature weighing over half a ton of beef - and smash their heads together so fast that their skulls caved in and their enormous bodies merged together, their brains and necks blasting down into their chest cavities. The nearby Bokoblins would always shit themselves when they saw that, their eyes rolling up into their heads as their bodies collapsed and their hearts stopped.

Link rolled his glutes and quads, his pants bursting into tatters. The boy placed his hands on his heavy ass, sliding a finger in between the crevice, groaning as he played with his own perfectly spherical butt. So hard, so big, so smooth. Link’s ass was truly a gift from Goddess Hylia. He knew that no woman in Hyrule could resist his perfect cheeks. Despite their beautiful shape, they were as hard as marble, so powerful that they could even crush stone. Once, a carpenter named Bolson was so infatuated with Link that he snuck into Link’s house and attempted to fuck him in his sleep. Bad idea. Link woke up and instinctively flexed his ass - and his muscular glutes chewed right through Bolson’s hard cock, pulping it flat into a bloody pancake. None of the Hylian champion’s “fans” ever made that mistake again.

Now fully nude, Link felt refreshed. His cock tingled in the dry winds. Only semi-erect, it was already well over a foot in length, with girth like a Goron’s arm. Puberty had been a bitch for the beautiful blond boy. The sledgehammer in his pants grew bigger every day, and at first, he had to waddle, his fragile childlike limbs undersized compared to his gigantic penis. The boys and girls on the street made fun of him as he struggled to find pants to support the massive appendage. Once the rest of his body began to catch up, however, Link found it to be a blessing. The girls had become busty young women, so thirsty and desperate for Link’s girthy manhood that they begged him to shove himself into their mouths, their pussies, their asses, anywhere he would fit. The guys, on the other hand, quickly grew jealous of Link’s sexual prowess and his physical superiority. Link stood nearly three feet taller than his classmates - a height that put his nipples at eye level with the average Gerudo - with muscles so huge that he made even Goron warriors look frail. And his cock - it had ruined the town’s female population for any other man. Nobody came close - it was like comparing a claymore to a twig. In just two years, Link had grown from an awkward, gangly teen to an object of lust, worship, and fear.

When the royal army took Link to become the Champion of the Wild, it brought relief to the village men and heartbreak to the women. Link trained with the army for only two months before graduating. Without any prior training, he battled with legendary skill, his fighting style so savage and aggressive that even the most experienced fighters were frightened by him. Swords, spears, bows, clubs - Link’s mastery of the arms was breathtaking. He shot farther and with greater accuracy than the greatest Rito archer, and his lightning-fast agility allowed him to appear in four places at once. In the changing room, Link’s fellow soldiers felt themselves weaken at the sight of the blond teen’s flawless body. The way his nude muscles sensually flexed and rolled, harder than their armor and deadlier than their spears, movement elastic despite impenetrable density, covered only by supple tan flesh. And his cock… even the married soldiers, those with children and families, felt themselves stir at the sight of such manhood.

Link looked down at his reflection - and yelped as his angry cock surged another two inches. He forgot how horny he made himself. His face was so beautiful, it must have been crafted in the image of the Goddess herself. Soft smooth skin with rosy cheeks. Long, flowing blond hair, like silken gold. Ocean blue eyes, with a hint of mischief in the way they sparkled. It was almost impossible to look away, his face was just too beautiful. He recalled once going into a bar under disguise, a trader’s mask hiding his perfect features. There, he had overheard a group of loud, rowdy men ranting about the attractiveness of the women of Hyrule. The Princess Zelda, they laughed, was an ugly girl whose face resembled that of a Bokoblin. Her protector, Link, on the other hand, had such a cute face it was almost effeminate. The men bragged about how they would love to shove their dicks between Link’s delicious lips and rape his perfect face. Hylians, Rito, Zora, Gorons - men of every race seemed to fetishize Link’s feminine features. It took all of Link’s self-control not to walk over to the drunk crowd and crush their ugly faces with his heavy fists.

But it took even greater self-control for Link to tear his eyes away from his own reflection. Fuck. He couldn’t do it. His godlike muscles. His impossible cock. His angelic face. His seductive lips. His gorgeous eyes. Fuck, he was too perfect. His fuckweapon was surging bigger and bigger in his hands, its size dwarfing a Lynel’s club, its red-hot temperature surpassing Death Mountain. Veins larger than a man’s fingers were popping up over the angry shaft. Link’s skull-crushing fists ran up and down his enormous sextool, barely denting the diamond-hard surface. There was no way he could stop now. He closed his eyes and surrendered to his narcissistic self-worship.

Roaring so loud that he deafened every living creature in a mile radius, Link began his wild eruption, blasting cannonballs of cum that struck the mountain face with the speed and force of a Guardian’s laser. Thousand-year-old rock shattered into a million pebbles, raining like hail on the sand below. Link’s erection seemed insatiable, as he ejaculated over and over and over, each shot more powerful than the last. The ancient mountain wall was becoming destabilized as nature’s forces surrendered under the Goddess-blessed boy’s cockforce.

Suddenly, the mountain wall itself collapsed, falling over the lake and on Link himself. House-sized boulders struck the hero’s skin - and shattered on impact! The boy’s muscles barely felt the barrage of rocks, each weighing several tons. The only indication he had been struck at all were a few scratches, blemishing his otherwise-perfect skin.

At last Link was satisfied. His eyes closing, he fell down on the rocks below him, the hard stones like a comfortable bed to his harder muscles, and fell asleep.

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Awesome! Just another incredible read, have always loved your style from the first story I read from you, and this is no different, great muscle description, great feats of strength. Great description of just how superior Link is to every being in Hyrule and it's surrounding areas. I especially loved that he came so forcefully that it completely destroyed a mountain! What power!

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I'm glad you both enjoyed it iceman and arpeejay! This was a more niche story so I wasn't sure how popular it would be, but I sure had a ton of fun writing it!

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DEFINITELY needs to be more muscle-growth fanfiction with overpowered, narcissistic versions of favorite characters, and you've DEFINITELY provided, musclehintz!

PLEASE do it again if you feel like it!

20 hours ago, musclehintz said:

The Princess Zelda, they laughed, was an ugly girl whose face looked like that of a Bokoblin

Well, insulting Muscle-god Link was truly unforgivable, but insulting the all-loving princess who Link genuinely has affection for, and is charged to protect?

They have it coming.

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On 8/10/2018 at 9:38 PM, Tzeentch said:

Well, insulting Muscle-god Link was truly unforgivable, but insulting the all-loving princess who Link genuinely has affection for, and is charged to protect?

They have it coming.

Haha, I like to think that Link is a heroic enough figure that he's not going to attack civillians except for self-defense - even civillians as rude and repugnant as that drunken lot!

On 8/11/2018 at 3:24 AM, portamivia said:

You know we want more, right? Some one-sided battle would be fun. I’d love to see Link go through a whole army...

On the other hand, I could totally see Link unleashing his pent-up rage on a poor unsuspecting monster camp 😁 maybe I'll write a follow up story where he storms Hyrule Castle and snuffs Ganondorf once and for all.

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4 hours ago, musclehintz said:

On the other hand, I could totally see Link unleashing his pent-up rage on a poor unsuspecting monster camp 😁 maybe I'll write a follow up story where he storms Hyrule Castle and snuffs Ganondorf once and for all.

And give Zelda a FANTASTIC time!

After keeping Ganon sealed for an entire century by herself, she DESERVES it.

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14 hours ago, musclehintz said:

Haha, I like to think that Link is a heroic enough figure that he's not going to attack civillians except for self-defense - even civillians as rude and repugnant as that drunken lot!

On the other hand, I could totally see Link unleashing his pent-up rage on a poor unsuspecting monster camp 😁 maybe I'll write a follow up story where he storms Hyrule Castle and snuffs Ganondorf once and for all.

Oooh so many ideas... I can see him getting excited at his own power, getting naked and throwing down his weapons, ready to have some sexual fun with a whole fortified castle. He would take it on with just his bare hands, cracking open the heavy walls with either his punches or his own immense cannon... makes me hard even just thinking it. 

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