CardiMuscleman Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 We all know that great immortal rule of the Internet Quote If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions Well, it turns out that also applies to classical literature with the most recent version being "Poledick" (a porn spoof of the Poldark series of books written by Winston Graham in the 1950's So that got me thinking, seeing as it is clear that there is a rule 34 version of everything classical now, how about we have a go at creating a rule 334 of everything classical which states "If it exists there is porn of it, and the lead character undergoes muscle growth, no exceptions" so therefore might I start off by suggesting "The Three Musceteers" where Porthos is forced to share his great strength with Aramis and Athos and discovers that Aramis loves him (literally) for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hialmar Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I know, that muscle growth about The three musketeers is your thing. It probably doesn't come as a surprise, that I would prefer muscle growth set in Irish, Welsh or Norse mythology. Or a porn spoof of Guy Ritchie's King Arthur: Legend of the sword. It doesn't need much tweaking: All these buff men in leather who are close friends, and no female characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hialmar Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Was i the only one who got the trailer of Hard BREXXXIT as a suggestion for next youtube clip when the Poledick trailer ended? Hard BREXXXIT! Ha ha ha ha ha ROTFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hialmar Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 If I remember correctly, they grow in ordinary pace in the book, but Lewis don't go in any deeper detail about most of their teenage and adult life in Narnia, just three pages, or so. Peter, in particular, become 'tall and handsome'. In Edmund's case, Lewis stress his adult wisdom and mercy. Lewis did write a book called The horse and his boy, though, which takes place during the English children's adult life and reign in Narnia. That book has protagonists from Narnia's neighbouring countries in the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiMuscleman Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 According to Wikipedia Quote Fifteen years later, the four rulers chase a wish-granting white stag through the forest whereupon they rediscover the lamppost. They soon find their way not through branches but coats. They come back through the wardrobe in the Professor's house and are suddenly children again, dressed in their old clothes. Almost no time has passed in the real world, despite their many years in Narnia. That would therefore make Peter 28, Susan 27, Edmund 25 and Lucy 23 and when you allow for the magic of Narnia, there is nothing prevent Peter and Edmund becoming much stronger than humans of their age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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