Ugly Beautiful

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The Muscle Worship Thesaurus:

Ugly Beautiful; A bodybuilder who would typically be described as ugly when it comes to his looks, and certainly wouldn't have much luck if he were a regular sized man, but, because he's pumped himself to such extremes to become a bona fide freak with the body of a God, he's now really rather beautiful (not to mention incredibly fucking hot)!

Mother Nature was not exactly kind to Darryn Baker. It's fair to say that when it came to looks, Darryn drew the short straw. Possibly the shortest (and ugliest) straw ever drawn. He had a tough old time of it at school. As well as regularly being branded as ugly, he was often christened with cruel nicknames from his classmates; "E.T", "The Elephant Man" and "Sloth from The Goonies" to name just a few. Mrs Baker was constantly telling her downbeat son that looks didn't matter, that God made him in his own image. Yada yada yada. She would even blast Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" into the Baker household twenty times a day in an attempt to make him feel better. Darryn would listen to that song with his eyes closed wanting to believe that the lyrics were true and that Christina was right; he WAS beautiful (no matter what they said).

Darryn thought things might get better once he grew up, but sadly they didn't. He would go out on the piss with his mates at the weekend and watch them all pull birds left right and centre. But no one even wanted to have a quick drunken snog with poor Darryn. He would sit on the sidelines watching his mates do all the things normal young lads were supposed to do, all the time an angry rage burning in the pit of his stomach at the injustice of it all and trying, but usually failing, to believe in Christina's words of wisdom, while one question continuously went round and round in his head; "WHY ME"?!

Things finally got too much for Darryn after an incident at a Halloween party. The host opened the door to Darryn, screamed with fright and said, "Bloody hell! That's a scary mask"! "Ummm. Dude, this is my face", came Darryn's reply.

Something snapped inside of Darryn at that moment. "Right! I've had enough of THIS!" he said to the host, before turning around and storming back home, but not before the guy behind him said, "Mate! Cool mask"! "ITS MY FACE!", Darryn yelled as he departed the scene.

Back at home, a determined Darryn stood in front of his mirror and spoke to his ugly mug reflection. "OK God I get it! You want me to suffer. You want me to work extra hard at everything, deal with a lifetime of injustice and learn the values of personality over looks while all my (much) better looking mates fuck about shagging anyone they want. Well FUCK YOU! I'll show you God! I'll show the lotta ya"! 

And thats exactly what Darryn Baker did! He signed up to his local hardcore, hellhole gym, shoved a truck load of roids up his bottom, pumped himself up to extreme proportions and transformed his once average sized body into a mountainous mass of obscene, freakish muscle, all in the name of strutting and stomping around a bodybuilding stage in a pair of shiny posers, and flexing and squeezing his mighty mass while pulling all manner of outrageously cocky, in yer face, tude packed expressions, while being the object of awe, envy, lust and admiration the world over.

And what became of Darryn's school bullies, all of his better looking mates and the host of the party on that fateful night? Well, they now regularly look at pictures of Darryn on the Internet in awe, admiration, envy and lust; wondering what it would be like to touch, squeeze, feel, fondle and worship his muscles, and blasting massive loads into their undies while doing so (even though most of them aren't even gay)! 

And Darryn?? Well, as well as blowing his own loads over his reflection in the mirror, he still gets called ugly, but it's usually followed by another word, in a phrase often coined my muscle fans to describe insanely hot muscle monsters who aren't exactly oil paintings; "ugly beautiful". A phrase which never fails to make Darryn smile, while usually thinking one thing; "maybe Christina was right after all".

[Raggen]

Seems like a good premise for a story for someone with an ugly face but an attractive body. And how everyone else is now jealous of him. Well there be more?