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  1. Need something funny to spice up your stories, roleplays or daily conversations? Check out this page containing 10 old-fashioned swears! http://mentalfloss.com/article/49652/10-old-fashioned-swears-spice-your-cussin
  2. The god of cock

    You guys have already heard of Priapus for sure! Anchient cock fetish! http://bizlifes.net/img/2015/06/1434534472_2.jpg. http://f.tqn.com/y/paganwiccan/1/L/D/X/-/-/Priapus1_1500.jpg. https://theaeoneye.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/mercurius-priapus_man_napoli_sn.jpg. http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2015/03/IMG_2399-e1358199751321.jpg. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/30/18/5f301805af9f05bdf34ab0ce649d00f5.jpg. http://s3.amazonaws.com/f01.justanswer.com/nickgarratt/2012-09-07_014633_2012-09-06_17.10.27.jpg.
  3. Braai pie

    Thought maybe you guys would like this, it's a character played by a woman who owns her own design type company. Called Suzelle's DIY, in this video she makes a Braai pie (Braai being Afrikaans for Barbeque). It's in english, with a somewhat heavy Afrikaans accent.
  4. What do you think of these pictures?
  5. When I saw these, I knew I needed to share. I am not endorsing these. They could be complete shit, or nice, but I just don't know. What I do know is, they struck me as funny. the site requires that you give them an e-mail address before looking at the page, so be warned. https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/be-headwear-b6495309-6ae1-42d6-b3dc-af1c7d067569?open=1&utm_term=be-headwear-b6495309-6ae1-42d6-b3dc-af1c7d067569&utm_source=responsys&utm_medium=email&utm_content=tomo_daily_sales
  6. Kittens underwear http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=5F1EFD3E287EFE531BF5D4804523BC56341B6CE3&selectedIndex=0&ccid=My3jrjsO&simid=608044074191552891&thid=OIP.M332de3ae3b0ea66220cbf8f16983d0e5o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=B8F717E0961F107D32DE1DA986B369560EDBC987&selectedIndex=1&ccid=MJv2Rf59&simid=608010719476911610&thid=OIP.M309bf645fe7d9f682f11bbd92e00fa34o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=B8F717E0961F107D32DEA9F57F70D3E14E1CBC7C&selectedIndex=3&ccid=RnM4a6C3&simid=607987230296967088&thid=OIP.M4673386ba0b7e22b1233f24e02b9cc45o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=512CC2532ECA5FFB74AA48A9FAF4EB741DFC4CE2&selectedIndex=4&ccid=vdqvUaU6&simid=608028509230534410&thid=OIP.Mbddaaf51a53aa749d7129563b4764791o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=5F1EFD3E287EFE531BF52D8C89047D0281DF92A0&selectedIndex=5&ccid=ojWE5fEv&simid=608035617407041997&thid=OIP.Ma23584e5f12f33f6ac7501f6b2626397o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=5F1EFD3E287EFE531BF52D8C89047D0281DF92A0&selectedIndex=5&ccid=ojWE5fEv&simid=608035617407041997&thid=OIP.Ma23584e5f12f33f6ac7501f6b2626397o0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=B8F717E0961F107D32DEBF5E5512362A57BD311C&selectedIndex=7&ccid=Mu9Kc0MT&simid=607989695611931459&thid=OIP.M32ef4a7343133945ec83b18122215f09o0http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=512CC2532ECA5FFB74AAFD39A648BE7885B872F1&selectedIndex=8&ccid=XGjllobe&simid=607995296251381057&thid=OIP.M5c68e59686de1d6795a05fd99f7ebeaco0 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=intimo+gattini+gay&view=detailv2&&id=5F1EFD3E287EFE531BF5BE51999233A07661FA86&selectedIndex=9&ccid=dzSE8bS0&simid=608045641857895655&thid=OIP.M773484f1b4b4773dac7641f8758687d9o0
  7. http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml Killer whales are the hungest animals on earth. Did you know? I posted an article about this. I think such a big penis would be too big if it belonged to a normal sized human being (I mean a human one that is as big as the killer whale's), but I guess some of you woldn't mind having such a cock.
  8. a joke?

    A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.' http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php/?car_id=1123555&joke_cat=Old%20Folk
  9. This is so funny. Anyone know is that the Rock Dwayne Johnson? In a wig obviously http://gay-toons-art-and-images.tumblr.com/post/118339420492/lol
  10. Orgasm by tongue is all I can say http://gay-toons-art-and-images.tumblr.com/post/117535174787
  11. Penis pranks

    You can find more on Youtube
  12. SO I recebntly saw this crazy article on The gaily Grind- what do you think? I think he got a little carried away. Mind you, it's shorter than this guy's but way heavier, and frankly... nuts. Also, the average penis is more average than you think...
  13. Some guys are bullies always picking on smaller dudes
  14. pec bras

    The Bikini for summer......
  15. Look at this cute gif: Now look at it again and notice the Dad's arms: Found on reddit.
  16. JImmy Fallon and Terry Crews joint pec flexing to the song, "Ebony and Ivory" Yes, Jimmy Fallon's head is green screened onto someone's else's muscular torso --- that is part of the joke! Terry Crews, however, is ALL him! WHOAH he's built! Funny clip!
  17. http://www.belfiestick.com Never mess up a butt shot by awkward positioning of your camera in the bathroom mirror! Take professional shots of your butt and backside! No more missed shots or blurry bathroom selfies! Try it now!! This IS a real product, as reported in The Washington Post and online.
  18. So a joke between Roboprobo and I got a little out of hand, and became this poem. Hope you all get as big a kick out of reading it as we did writing it. THE NIGHT BEFORE XXX-MASS Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the place, Were big muscle studs like hot MuscleAce And I in my posers, Roboprobo there too, Had worked up a pump, so now what to do? Then arose good ol' Cutlerfan, to speak on the matter, "Let's whip up some protein shakes that taste like cake batter!" We used up all the milk, and a small fact we missed, That with none for dear Santa he was sure to be pissed! We dozed off in a pile on the living room couch, Unaware of the impending muscular grouch Santa frowned at the many drained cartons of cream, And said "I'll just hook you all up in my team! You muscular gluttons like growing all big? Let's see how you handle a REAL muscle gig!" He started the magic with bells on our necks, And we each woke feeling horny and started to flex Our muscles expanded, our clothes they tore off, Our cocks all grew larger and were no longer soft Not knowing our fate we swelled and we groaned, Rubbing each other we all sighed and we moaned "Feeling quite horny?" Santa lashed his whip with a crack, And out from our heads we each grew a rack! The jolly old elf was no longer a fatty. He'd blown up as well, to a hot muscle daddy "If you like all this muscle, you're gonna obey!" And he harnessed us up nice and tight to his sleigh Despite only in posers the cold barely tickles, Erecting our tender and sensitive nipples With a crack of the whip, Santa got our attentions. This all was so hot and we all had errections "I do not like harnesses, please let me go!" Said Robo as Santa made his cock grow. "Oh Cutlerfan, flex for me!" big Santa said, "Urabyfirst, focus, stop stroking your head!" "I can't help it" Urabyfirst managed to gasp, His tongue licking Robo's chest, making him gasp. "Wh-what if I cannot fly?" Robo whimpered and hissed "I'll catch you," Uraby said, giving Robo a kiss. Scriptboy and Musclefur began making out, While Bulkingboi's back was still filling out Muscleace looked over and started to drool, Eyeing up MrAlice's throbbing hard tool Sanata Clause got us flying, but promised us saying "We'll take a few pit stops for frotting and playing" We flexed and we flew, what a muscular spectacle! But longing to unload our full bulging testacles We paused now and then, and in twos and in threes, Some standing some lying, some on hands and knees... We fucked and we grew, all working quite gladly, Overseen by our leather-clad Santa clause daddy He was massive and manly, and was also well hung, And soon found he loved his man-deer, every one! That night Santa managed to half his trip’s time! “Maybe I'll make more use of these men-deer of mine!" At the end of the night, all exhausted and sticky, We collapsed in a pile all panting and sweaty As we drifted asleep, Santa said with good cheer "This has been quite a night my hot manly deer" "I'll leave you each bigger than I found you before", And he left us there cuddling on the living room floor. When we woke the next morning we gleefully found, As we put on our clothes they all made ripping sounds! "Check out my new biceps!" I said, flexing out of my sleeve, "I can't wait for the growth we get NEXT Christmas Eve!" THE END
  19. Mods, I just noticed this belongs in the weird/funny section. Please move it to there. Thank you. All right, so due to boredom and my inability to have a conversation with anyone, I'm making a thread of strangeness. Nothing NSFW, TECHNICALLY, but just to get you guys to laugh at the weird muscle things out there. Before I end up getting the thread deleted because I don't know if I'm in the right place, please move the thread, guys, if necessary. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DO NOT WATCH THESE VIDS OR POST THINGS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY NSFW. Let's begin with one of the greatest games of all time; Touhou. And how someone MANAGED TO ADD BILLY HERRINGTON SO IT'D BE REALLY WEIRD. Here's touhou. If you are sensitive to lights and colors and seizures, yeah stop okay thx bye so somebody added good ol' Billy Herrington, for some reason. THIS GUY. oh hey der billy how u been wanna make outs awesome les do it And this happened. ECH!??! Wat even. nojk ilu billy lets workout
  20. Ppl got creative minds http://uddermen.tumblr.com/tagged/dildo
  21. #swollhurts

    Beefy dude did a quite nice spoof of Beyonce's 'Pretty hurts' https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=622675944507684
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