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Anonymous Asked- Batch Seven

Anonymous Asked:  YOU! You ruined my life. A few months back I asked if you could fix my problem down there and you had to put one of your little twists on it and now I can't even wear pants because the tiniest bit of stimulation sets me off. I can't leave home anymore, I had to quit my job and I'm running out of money. Please take it back.

 

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You can’t blame me because you can’t handle having a wrist thick subway sandwich horse cock……. You asked for a massive dick and big cum heavy balls, you asked to be able to fuck time and time again…. that means you’ll be popping boners every other minute.

I won’t take it back…. mainly because you asked in such a mean way and because I can’t be bothered to do so.

If you want to be able to leave your house again why not get on Grindr and get some deep throated twinks to milk those bull nuts every morning till you can’t shoot anymore, you might be able to return to your old life without ripping through your pants in the middle of a meeting.

Or get a camera and start doing some cam shows with that money maker…. you’ll be rolling in money in no time flat.

 

Anonymous Asked:  Hi. I'm new in college and I don´t have any friends. Besides that, I'm really shy and kinda pudgy. Would love if you'd turn me into a popular, fit and hot jock, so I could really enjoy this new place.

 

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I understand the want to fit in…..

So I’m going to gift you with what you ask for. Gone is that shy, pudgy boy who just started college and in his place is a god among men.

Even though the other jocks have years on you you’ll tower above them, you’ll lift heavier weights, you’ll make girls and boys swoon more than they do and you’ll be far better liked than they’ll ever be.

Every friendship group in your college will be open to you. If you feel like cramming your thick legs into some skinny jeans and making your eyes pop by putting on some eyeliner, then the goth group will be a nihilistic hang out spot for you. If you feel like playing some dungeons and dragons then go loom over some nerds and make them scared for their lives by your immense presence.

Literally any group you want to try out for a little while will happily take you in, thats just how popular you are now. You can use them and dump them…. they’ll even thank you for doing so, much like anyone you decide to fuck.

I don’t think I have to explain how hot a jock you are, you can go on a two hour long jog and barely break a sweat, you always look like you might of just come from a photo shoot for some sports drink, or it that bulge between your thick thighs is anything to go by, a porn shoot.

As you asked for, you’ll enjoy college… for a little while… you’re a huge hunky fish in a rapidly shrinking pond.

Have some hot fucks, win some games, drink some drinks and move on.

Hollywood, catwalks, football fields, countless beds… its all waiting for you big guy, so go get it.

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