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When your neighbors tell you they're the reason the cars on the street get rearranged at night."

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"Wow, who knew that thing could lift the back of an SUV?  Oh wait, that's right, I did."

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"I don't think my friend over there felt like your apology was sincere.  Want to try again?"

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When he has to stop and count to ten it means he's either going to kiss me real soon or rip something apart with his bare hands.  I get turned on either way.  

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"Aw come on Coach.  You've dreamed of me being able to lift a car over my head for a very long time.  Now that I can do it, don't tell me you've gotten scared."

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"Um, sorry about your door to your safe room.  I didn't know it was supposed to be impenetrable.  I just opened it with one hand.  I didn't even notice I was ripping apart metal.  It opened so easily."

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"You don't see your car, kid, cause I carried it to a hiding place three blocks away.  It's seemed like the easiest way to convince you to stay the night."

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It was the perfect agreement - I make him bigger and he becomes my protection.  The fact that we fell in love, too, was just icing on the already muscled cake.  No on ever bothered me again.

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"No worries, dude.  The door is unlocked, but you aren't going anywhere until these big things say you can.  I'm not asking for a lifetime commitment . . . it's just a date."

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"I've been trying to impress my old man for all of my life.  It wasn't until I lifted an SUV over my head that he told me he was proud of me.  It was the happiest day of my life.  Now, he just wants me to keep on getting bigger and stronger."

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"Crushing every lock in this room with one hand was a lot of fun.  What do you want me to do next?"

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"Oh, baby cakes, I like it when you try to tell these things 'no.'  If I say I'm horny and it's time to leave you know there's just nothing you can do about it.  Submit to all my alpha-ness before I throw you over my shoulder like you were just a towel - right here, in front of everybody."

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1 hour ago, londonboy said:

"Okay, it's your arm.  Just remember, I warned you about broken bones."

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The big man was in for a shock when the older man pointed his arm. The older man smiled and told him, "It's notmy bones I am worried about. "

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Damn, look at how this little guy can't help himself from staring at my chest as we talk.  It's so cute.  Let's give him a chest bump.  Folding up iron plates for him got me so excited. He's making me so horny.  Is it hot in here or is it just me?  Man, I gotta have this little guy.  

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A night out didn't mean a club or partying - it meant going some place where we could watch our big friend tear stuff apart.  Breaking into junkyards so he could toss big things around or demolish things was better that the best rave or bar.

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"Hold on, dude, I tossed a guy in the air a few minutes ago and he should be returning to earth soon.  Better catch him."

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